Tony summoning his Mark XLVII armor not to him, but for Pepper in order to protect her.
How did Pepper wear the Mark 42 feet with her high heels on…?!?
I hate how people say Dean doesn’t love Cas because he’s not gay. Well guess what? Castiel isn’t a guy. Castiel is a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent. Yeah Dean isn’t homosexual, he’s multidimensional-wavelength-of-celestial-intent-sexual.
MULTIDIMENSIONAL-WAVELENGTH-OF-CELESTIAL-INTENT-SEXUAL
HEY BABY I LIKE YOUR SINE CAN I GET YOUR FREQUENCY?
If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
YES THIS SHIP.
I LIKE IT.
ANOTHER.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.

If you did not sing this you are lying.
I’m legit crying right now.
i can’t breathe
This is why i love tumblr
how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though
like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns
because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what
one thing is for sure
it wasn’t hermione
GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK
VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.
JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN
… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page
thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….
wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?
i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what
WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!
You know you never log out when….
….uhh
you can log out?
I can’t find the logout button oh god I’m trapped
This is like a doctor who episode
Sims more like OTP puppet theatre

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson
I think we all know who’s behind this
Air Snape makes a sassy comeback

Their hook up would be epic. Pink sparkly unicorns would dance in heavenly scented fields of daffodils and marigolds.
(all credit to the wonderful gif creator)